My wife doesn't give me that kind of jerk-off massage. Thanks, I'll come again!

The secretary made the report and pulled up her skirt — she wants a bonus for sure

For the sake of a boss with a big dick, you can postpone the reports

Chief, why don't you look at the tits and tell me if there's a bonus?

I went in for a massage and she gave me a blowjob! What am I gonna tell my wife now?

Chief, I screw up my reports, but who else is going to jerk you off like this?

What a psychologist! The lack of cum is gone, and the sperm toxicosis is gone